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AREA 51 UPDATE - 6/11/00:
"My friend saw me put both hands to my mouth and heard me scream, 'JESUS CHRIST'." - Michael Coleman
"Tom, you know you hate hospitals, so why do you keep coming here?" - Tom Simpkin
"We're all rooting for Tom here at Ingram." - Helma Bernardini
"I also wanted to let you know that Tom's name comes up frequently in conversations around Ingram, and that many people are thinking of him and wishing him the very best." - Nicole Aptekar
"How dare you go to the X concert and not let me in on the fun!!" - Mitchell Navki-Guerra
"Well, DUH! We all know the
explanation ... he's the LIZARD KING, for Pete's
sake! (He has regenerative powers!)" - Michael Coleman, in
response to 'There is no other explanation for his quick
recovery. It is nothing less than miraculous.'
"Now, about {Don's} bachelor party...no punk music right? No moshing? No drinking and driving? What?? You might as well have a bachelor shower!" - Tracy Luth
"Take care of yourself. Oh... and don't worry too much about that new streak of white hair Tom just gave you. It SHOULD grow back in your natural color... soon... I'm sure of it. Or, you could leave as is and use it now and then to keep him in line." - Lou Burrola
"To be honest, when I first heard I thought it was one of your practical jokes! Maybe it still is. With you, who can tell? Take care and don't be an idiot!" - Joanna Bucchi
"The bottom line is that no one deserves to get his head cracked open in the a pit at an "X" show, go into the hospital for a couple days, recover 100% and tell stories about it more than Tommy. In fact, this all sounds like Tom stories I've heard before. I love you guys. Let's go to Vegas or something! I think Tommy is feeling lucky!! - Gary P. Fitch
"That's great news sis. Tom's a tough mf. Can I stop praying now? Your loving agnostic bro." - Tom Bickley
"Remember when Moshing wear protection." - Dan Volonte
"Glad to hear Tommy is back on his feet. Scared the hell out of us. So, Tommy, chill out or else." - Larry McCauley
CRASH HELMET QUOTES (from the Millennium Marketing Team):
"All
cracked up and no place to go" - Sherie
"Confusious say... he who mosh get mash."
" You're not as hard-headed as Mark said you were." -
Keith
" Isn't there an age limit on moshing?" - Stacey
" WARNING: Some concerts may require the use of a
helmet." - Bri Clark
" Next time you decide to mosh, stay clear of feet and
flying fists! Or, just wear this helmet." - Shannon
"Obviously, you have not learned Mikes #1 rule for living:
'Never put your butt above your head'." - Craig
"Don't forget about the 50 bucks you owe me". - Brian
"'Dude, watch me stop this crowd with my skull!' (recently
over-heard at an X concert." - MTM
"Not tonight dear... I have a skull fracture." - DR
"Tom, you crack me up." - Kevin
"Drop me... a line!" - Cat
"Does it hurt if I press here ---->?" - Cara
"Be carefull... you big crack head!" - Mike
"Aim Here ----> (bulls eye)" - David
Thanks, you guys. Don't know what we would have done without your humor, love and support through all this. Onward and upward...
Thom Morrissey's Birthday - June 4th
Jack Irwin's Birthday - June 5th
Edith McCauley's Birthday - June 7th
Sally Aiello's Birthday - June 8th
Ashley Luth's Birthday - June 10th
Westin Gaudet's Birthday - June 10th
Cristy Gaudet's Birthday - June 11th
Flag Day - June 14th
Don & Anne's Wedding Day - June 16th
Father's Day - June 18th
Independence Day - July 4th
Don Hoover's Birthday - July 10th
Shaila Mulji's Birthday - July 17th
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